We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed and its publishing partners may collect a share of sales and/or other compensation from the links on this page.
1. A tote that knows what house the Sorting Hat would place you in.
2. A book that'll make you say "aww" approximately forty-nine times as you read it.
3. A mug featuring a sloth who shares your hobbies: snoozin' and boozin'.
4. A cozy onesie that may inspire you to head outdoors, climb a tree, and ~hang out~ for a few hours.
5. A tank to wear when you actually draaaaaaag yourself out of bed to go to a yoga class.
6. A glittery snow globe that'll remind you to take a breather and SLOW. DOWN. when you're in a hurried mess o' stress at work.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.
7. A kind-eyed plush that'll make an ideal companion for a toddler. Or a thirty-something.
8. A note pad to keep track of all the things that you don't really want to do..... but will have to do anyway. Sigh.
9. A sleep mask to block out the sun when you take a leisurely midday nap.
Get it from Appendage Accessories for $28.
10. A cheery bib to keep a sloth-loving toddler's clothes clean during dinner time.
11. And a print for people who couldn't live without their crockpot.
12. An ingenious cuff bracelet to envelop your wrist in a hug.
13. A figurine version of the best character in Zootopia.
14. A throw pillow you can have personalized with the names of a duo who believe that the couple that loves sloths together, stays together.
15. Dozing picture hangers to make your bulletin board a little cuter.
16. A mug depicting a hero whose super power is definitely *not* speed.
17. And an insulated mug for bringing hot drinks (and your sloth obsession) on the go.
18. Plus a sloth who'll infuse your tea for you.
19. The most adorable keychain you've ever seen.
20. "Social climbing" sloths to help party guests keep track of the correct wine glass.
21. A tank for athletes.
22. A doll embroidery kit for crafty sloth enthusiasts.
23. A calendar that'll make you smile each and every day of 2017.
24. A gold-plated pin to add to your collection.
25. A phone case for lazy folks.
26. A succulent planter that will most definitely give you cute aggression.
27. And a tee that asks the question, "Sloth or croissant?"
