1. A tote that knows what house the Sorting Hat would place you in.
2. A book that'll make you say "aww" approximately forty-nine times as you read it.
3. A mug featuring a sloth who shares your hobbies: snoozin' and boozin'.
4. A cozy onesie that may inspire you to head outdoors, climb a tree, and ~hang out~ for a few hours.
5. A tank to wear when you actually draaaaaaag yourself out of bed to go to a yoga class.
6. A glittery snow globe that'll remind you to take a breather and SLOW. DOWN. when you're in a hurried mess o' stress at work.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.
7. A kind-eyed plush that'll make an ideal companion for a toddler. Or a thirty-something.
8. A note pad to keep track of all the things that you don't really want to do..... but will have to do anyway. Sigh.
9. A sleep mask to block out the sun when you take a leisurely midday nap.
Get it from Appendage Accessories for $28.