Don't think I'm kidding because this thing has a large blade, small blade, can opener with small screwdriver, a bottle opener with large screwdriver, and a wire stripper. It also has scissors, pliers with a wire cutter and wire crimper, a wood saw, fish scaler with hook disgorger and ruler, a magnifying glass, corkscrew, and it includes a metal saw with metal file, nail file, nail cleaner, reamer with a sewing eye, a Phillips screwdriver, fine screwdriver, mini screwdriver, *breath* a sports hook, wood chisel, ballpoint pen, straight pin, toothpick, tweezers and key ring. The end.
Promising review: "I lead full-moon snow shoe outings in the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. On the full moon just before Christmas, we came across a pine tree that had fallen across the trail, about seven inches in diameter. Everyone had, of course, to climb over it – just a tad awkward. I decided that it should be removed for everyone's easy access on the trail. I pulled out the saw blade on this knife and proceeded to saw away. People thought I was kidding at first but ten minutes later the tree was cut and removed from the trail. What a FANTASTIC tool this knife is!! It's well worth every penny!!" –OrogenousZones
Price: $59.89 (originally $79.95)