1. A pack of four self-closing outlets that go way beyond those crummy plastic caps. Plus, these are gonna make your baby-proofed place look way less baby-proofed, even though they're extra safe!

2. A magnetic blind cord holder you can place nice and high to keep window cords out of reach when your kiddo starts standing and reaching for everything.

3. A set of five unbreakable flower vases with suction cup bottoms for parents with curious children who seem to do their darndest to see what things look like shattered and scattered on the floor.
4. A lever handle lock that'll help you ~handle~ every door you'd rather your baby not get into. Keep that pantry to yourself as long as possible! Once they're older, the snack storage will totally belong to your kids.

5. Or a knitted doorknob cover sure to help you rock a baby-safe aesthetic.

6. A bath spout cover that's gonna be ~whaley~ useful if your kid loves squirming around during bathtime.

7. A refrigerator lock sure to be the ~key~ to keeping your kiddos out of the fridge. Your unbroken carton of eggs definitely appreciates your efforts.
8. A pack of five clear stove knob covers so you can keep your pint-sized chef from cooking up mischief in the kitchen.

9. A suction placemat that won't slide around when your baby attempts to swipe away their uneaten broccoli bits.
10. A toilet safety seal – a solution for anyone who knows how ~crappy~ it is to wash a baby who just "washed" themselves with toilet water.

11. A darn good lookin' portable crib that'll give your child a safe and secure place to snooze and play when you've got a million other things to do.

12. A pack of corner guards sure to make sharp surfaces safe while still letting your style stay sharp.
13. A pack of nonslip bathtub stickers for preventing any ~slip-ups~ during bath time.

14. A pack of four sliding door locks to secure patios and shower doors if your inquisitive kiddo has started exploring *everything* around them.

15. A bedside bassinet – a ~dreamy~ bedtime solution so you can keep your sweetheart safe and snug near you while you sleep.

16. A pair of safety straps that'll keep your heavy furniture (or television sets) from being pulled down by your tiny mountain climber.

17. A pool gate that's sure to go ~swimmingly~ with safe summer fun, even when you have a water baby who would looove jumping in when grown ups aren't around.

18. A four-pack of finger pinch guards you can attach to any part of your door to keep them open at all times. No hurt fingers in your house!

19. A crib tent for babies who are at the age where they think crawling out of the crib sounds a lot more fun than sleeping in it.

20. A bannister guard sure to help you breathe easy if your baby's first steps are the first time you realize you've gotta cover up your bannisters.

21. A magnetic drawer lock that works so well you're totally gonna be attached to it from day one.

22. Or turning cabinet locks for anyone who is just as worried about losing the cabinet key as they are worried about their baby getting into the cabinets.

23. A three piece padded crib rail that'll protect your baby from bonks and keep your rail from being eaten alive when teething begins.
24. An outdoor Pop 'N Play you can set outside when you and baby have been cooped up long enough and nature starts calling your name. You can even hose this off to clean it, so seriously, take it everywhere!

25. A window lock to let a fresh breeze into the room while still preventing your children from opening the windows wide enough to climb out of.
26. And finally, a water thermometer that's here to make sure the temperature is juuust right *and* to remind you and your kiddo that rubber duckies really DO make bathtime so much fun!
