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1.A lip balm that'll be the bomb on their birthday, even though you've had it hidden in your sock drawer the last three weeks.
2.A Groot cutting board that ~wood~ help anyone out in the kitchen as long as they ~stick~ to it!
3.A delicate necklace sure to be the sweetest (hand) gesture.
4.A box of chocolate truffles — a guaranteed way to make sure any birthday that sneaks up on you is still gonna be ~sweet.~
5.A funny book on friendship you can give to anyone in your girl gang.
6.A pair of headphones so popular on Amazon, it's clear anyone would really love them. Which is great, because you forget just about everyone's birthdays.
8.An anglerfish reading light — it may seem a little ~fishy,~ but it will be a total delight for anyone who reads.
9.A Vogue coffee table book including covers of each issue. After giving this, you can confidently (cat) walk over to any party and know your gift is top of the line.
10.A crystal candle with an actual crystal hidden in the wax, which is gonna surprise *them* as much as their birthday being this week surprised *you*.
11.A darling card game for anyone who likes to go ~fish.~
12.And a lil' sushi-eating-kitten who is sure to love a good tuna roll as much as your recipient (probably?).
13.A minimalist print of Prada Marfa — an awe-inspiring art installation in Texas — that can fit perfectly in the home of every art or fashion enthusiast you know.
14.A set of food figures — they're gonna save the (birth)day when you realize you totally forgot it — fortunately these little critters won't say a word, even if that grape soda looks like she's about to ~pop.~
15.A chakra room and body spray that promises to keep them balanced without you having to balance your checkbook over an expensive last-minute gift.
16.A luxe electric travel razor great for anyone who likes a clean shave — no ifs, ands, or ~cuts.~
17.A mythical unicorn Pyropet — it should really be a pegasus...because time ~flies~ in between these birthdays!