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1. New York City: Traffic is the 6 train being held up at Union Square during rush hour due to a sick passenger.
Los Angeles: Traffic is every freeway and every side street from Santa Monica to the San Gabriel Valley.
2. New York City: Road trips are to New Jersey, Connecticut, Long Island, and D.C.
Los Angeles: Road trips are VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And San Francisco. But mostly VEGAS!!!!!!!!
3. New York City: The state of the beaches is...questionable.
Los Angeles: Beach is life.
4. New York City: Everyone walks.
Los Angeles: You walk...after taking a short drive to a hiking trail.
5. New York City: Spring is that wonderful day when you can finally open your windows and go outside without a jacket.
Los Angeles: 68 and sunny
6. New York City: Autumn is the crunch of the leaves beneath your feet.
Los Angeles: 68 and sunny
7. New York City: Summer is HOT, HUMID, and GROSS.
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Los Angeles: June gloom...
...then 68 and sunny
8. New York City: Winter is cold, but festive.
Los Angeles: 58 and sunny
9. New York City: Rain? No big deal.
Los Angeles: Rain?!? WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY WHY???
10. New York City: You spend more than you'd like to admit on MetroCards.
Los Angeles: Gas. So much money spent on gas.
11. New York City: Weed? What weed?
Los Angeles: Where *can't* you find weed?
12. New York City: What's that smell? Probably urine.
Los Angeles: What are you breathing? It's probably smog.
13. New York City: You bond over your hatred of the MTA.
Los Angeles: You bond over driving directions.
14. New York City: You're not quite sure how to say...
Los Angeles: You're not quite sure how to say...
15. New York City: JFK and LGA are the WORST.
Los Angeles: LAX is the WORST.
16. New York City: You can't go wrong with....
Los Angeles: You can't go wrong with...
17. Conclusion: Whether it's NYC or L.A...
