1. This is Minnesota. Lil' state in the midwest. Not much to see here, people.
2. Those plains-y states all have the same flatlands and fields.
3. And what is even with the "Twin Cities"?
Can't you just pick one, Minnesota?
4. A mall so big there's lit'rally an amusement park inside? Meh.
5. And the food? Please. Juicy Lucys are not much to write home about.
6. And the baked goods have too much butter and sugar in them.
7. The beer scene isn't much to speak of.
Probably have to go to Wisconsin for any cool local beers.
8. And culture? It's not like any cool people are from Minnesota.