"Wait, this isn't a regular wand?? And it controls that odd box that keeps making sounds?"
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Promising review: "When I opened the box and held this wand for the first time, nothing happened. Then, I heard John Hurt's voice inside my head say, 'Well, give it a wave' (RIP). So, I went for it. The next thing that happened was...magical! My Xbox went straight to Netflix and in just a couple flicks of the wrist, I was watching my show. I then rotated the wand clockwise and the volume turned up. Finally, as I pointed the wand at my overhead fan, I spoke the incantation, "Nox" and pulled the wand back towards my body. The Wand-Extinguishing Charm worked like a... charm and my lights were off.
Seriously though this remote is freaking awesome. I don't know why so many dumb Muggles are on here crying about programming the remote being too difficult. If you can read you can easily program this remote. Don't worry, if you're interested in this remote you probably can read just fine. Unless you're one of those people that 'love' Harry but have only seen the movies. In that case, no one cares about you anyway." —Coreytown