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23 Products Only Truly Lazy People Will Appreciate

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2. A pair of socks for anyone who likes to ~wine~ about having to get up for a glass of the good stuff.

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Get them from Amazon for $12.95.

Promising review: "These socks are thick and cozy anklet socks. The writing on the bottom of them is anti-slip as well, which really helps...especially if someone actually does bring you the wine, lol. Perfect gift for yourself or someone else!" —Ashley Bates

3. An embroidered baseball cap that's perfect for days that you have dirty hair, but don't care.

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Get it from Impure Thoughts on Etsy for $14.99 (left hat here and right hat here). Available in five hat colors and 12 thread colors.

4. A spill-proof wine glass so if you fall asleep with red wine in your hand, your couch will stay pristine and stain-free.

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Get a pack of eight glasses from Amazon for $28.

Promising review: "I love these! ! Wash by hand only, though! These are great for the outdoors and also wonderful for casual drinks inside...especially if you have a tendency to knock glasses over (as I do)!! The fabulous top keeps the glass from spilling!" –Karen Moore

5. An expandable bathtub caddy that makes a relaxing soak with a book and a glass of wine so much easier.

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Get it from Amazon for $35.29. Available in two finishes.

Promising review: "I got this for my mom after my parents re-did their bathroom, and she LOVES it. It's a cute and practical bathroom accessory and the wires on each side expand to fit the size of any bathtub. Also love how you can fit a wine glass in it and it won't spill into your bath. My mom has had this for a while now and it hasn't shown any wear or water damage throughout many baths." —Leia V.

6. A set of reusable stove protectors to basically do the cleaning FOR YOU after you cook a delicious and greasy mess (looking at you, bacon).

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Get a pack of four from Amazon for $10.99.

Promising review: "They clean off easily, with a little soap and water, in the sink. I have not cleaned them using the dishwasher. There is some trimming required to make them fit your stove top but it makes cleaning your stove easier." —Carnifex

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7. A book that'll help you turn your "spacing out in a meeting" face to a "thinking intently about synergy face" — without extra effort on your part.

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Get it from Amazon for $9.27 (paperback) or $7.99 (Kindle).

Promising review: "When I first saw Sarah's book promoted on Twitter, I knew I wanted to read it! And it didn't disappoint. I have to confess that I've used several of the tactics (and I'll look forward to using some others). ;) Even though this is a humorous look at meetings, sadly it points to how ineffective our group communication can be. Thanks, Sarah, for making me laugh... and helping to make us look smarter!" —Heidi Thorne

8. A self-stirring mug for anyone who is too exhausted in the morning to even stir the sweetener into their coffee or tea — it'll also whip up a ho cho* in no time flat.

9. A claw grabber that does the reaching for you — that snack you put on a high shelf? Grabbed. No step stool required.

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Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

Promising review: "Excellent product. We just bought a beach house and use these to collect litter off the beach (I know, not a very exciting use). But they work extremely well and you could grab everything from a large bottle to a pin off the sand with the grabbing mechanism. Highly recommend." —A guy who appreciates great designs

10. An Amazon Echo Dot with voice-control technology so you can tell Alexa to play music, send messages, tell you the news or weather, control smart devices, make purchases...and so much more.

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Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

Promising review: "This is an amazing little device at a very affordable price. The setup was very straight forward. I had it up and running in a matter of a few minutes. It just needed to connect to my wireless network and away it went. I now have voice control over my home lighting and furnace. There are so many skills you can add to Alexa and new ones show up on a daily basis. I can change the thermostat from anywhere in the house I have an Echo Dot in voice range. Super cool! I really don't think most people understand how powerful and easy to use this device is. You can ask it anything you might search for on the Internet using Google or Bing. You can also set up an alarm clock function to wake you." —Gadgeteer

11. A box of reusable toaster bags for anyone who is seriously craving a grilled cheese but does NOT want to dig out the frying pan.

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Get them from Amazon for $3.95.

Promising review: "Love these bags! They work like a charm. So easy and non-messy to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Definitely worth trying." —Kindle Customer

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12. A WiFi-enabled doorbell that streams video to your phone so you don't have to get up to answer the door. Unless it's your pizza being delivered.

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It also has a speaker so you can tell people to go away if you want, too.

Get it from Amazon for $85.99.

Promising review: "This thing is great, I love the fact it shows you who is there wherever you are and you can talk to them. I also like the fact that is does motion recording for the times they don't ring the doorbell. You cant beat what you get for the price of this unit." –JR

14. An adjustable laptop stand that makes watching TV, having a morning coffee and a snack and...yes even working...infinitely cozier.

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Get it from Amazon for $35.99. Available in four colors.

Promising review: "I love this thing. It has just the right kind of weight so that it does not tip over while you move around on the bed. If you need to get up off the bed and come back you wont have to worry about the stability of the table, it works perfectly for what it is designed for. I use this mainly for my laptop at night. The ability it has to raise and lower to the desired angle and height is perfect when your tired and leaning back in the bed. I'd recommend this product to anyone who reads, uses laptops, or eats in their bed." —John Ferguson

15. Or a gooseneck phone holder so you can video chat, stream video, or play music...all hands-free.

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Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

Promising review: "I was very hesitant to buy this at first because I thought to myself, 'How lazy can you be?' But now, I don't regret it one bit. As long as you don't abuse watching videos on your phone all day long, it's a great tool to just basically have your hands free to do other things like homework or fall asleep in bed watching a quick movie without being in awkward positions. Product is sturdy and has great build. Two thumbs up!" —Eric Parentela

16. A 10-foot lightning cable so you can charge your phone while playing games on it from bed without being pressed up against the wall.

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Get it from Amazon for $11.89+. Available in five colors.

Promising review: "Love that I finally can have enough cord length to use this when lying or bed or sitting on the couch. I have not experienced any issues with the quality of the product — the connectors are firmly attached and fit snugly. The cord is a heavy cord, much more so than all of the others I own. Not sure if that makes any difference or not, but it is noticeable. Very happy with this product as well as other Anker products; durability, function and price seem to make them a good value purchase!" –Karen B.

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17. A mermaid tail blanket so, when someone asks you to do something, you can say, "I can't get up – does this look like the ocean to you?!"

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Get it from Amazon for $12.98.

Promising review: "I am in love with my mermaid tail blanket! It's beautiful and has a soft material — not scratchy at all. Fits great and is perfect to stay nice and cozy on a cold, rainy day. Definitely will have to purchase more for my sisters and nieces as Christmas gifts." —Amazon Customer

18. A sloth onesie that's basically a superhero suit for anyone with superhuman napping capabilities.

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Get it from Amazon for $14.99+.

Promising review: "I bought this a week ago and it already got here! It's super soft and looks exactly like the photos! Definitely recommend this for anyone who likes sloths or wants a comfortable onesie." —Jenny

19. A pair of sweary socks for anyone who likes a little ~sox appeal~ with their lazy Sunday outfit.

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Get them from Amazon for $9.63.

Promising review: "These socks are amazing. All of the Blue Q socks are ultra soft and comfy, and these are no exception. These socks are the story of my life and I love them the most." —Amazon Customer

20. A pair of bunny slippers that sweep and dust the floors while you walk to the kitchen for a snack.

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Get them from Amazon for $11.59. Available in three sizes and colors.

Promising review: "This product is the best of both worlds! It's functional AND cute! Great for wearing around the house, especially if you have hardwood/tile floors." –Becky M.

21. A pair of prismatic glasses so you can fully lie down while reading or watching TV without craning your neck.

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Get them from Amazon for $4.50.

Promising review: "I was skeptical about this product because it was so cheap, but I was pleasantly surprised! I wanted these glasses because I have back and neck problems and watching TV in bed caused me a lot of pain. These work perfectly, so I can lie down and still see the screen. What surprised me the most was that they are so well made. They feel substantial and I believe they will last a long time." —Jean Marsh

22. You know that thing where you're lying down and you drop your phone on your face? An attachable phone handle will stop that.

Get it from Amazon for $9.95. Available in 15 colors.

Promising review: "So simple. So perfect. My pinky fingers are no longer cramped from supporting my phone. I no longer drop my phone on my face in bed. I can carry other stuff and just loop this baby around the back of my hand. It is LITERALLY THE BEST! And the adhesive is incredible when used on the hard plastic of my Otter Box case." —Hannah

23. A ~non-tipping~ floating lounge chair with two cupholders for the ultimate in relaxation — no swimming involved.

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Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

Promising review: "From the looks of it, I was concerned that the chair would tip backwards or to either side, but by some voodoo magic it does not. The chair is great to relax in. I love that I am able to sit back in it. The straps included are very helpful to tether to a boat, stationary object, or other floatable. I recommend getting an electric pump for easy inflation, it deflates no problem. Save yourself the time and shipping and get two instead of getting one loving it and having to wait for another like I did." —Amazon Customer

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