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1. A pair of socks that turn your ankles into places of protest for life's everyday annoyances.
2. A unisex tee for anyone who loves a good shitshow.
3. A racerback tank that has your execise regimen down pat.
4. A pair of tights to say exactly what's on your mind when you walk away from someone.
5. A typographical tote for the king or queen of schlepping.
6. Boyshort undies that'll remind you to kick ass and take names every damn day.
7. A baseball cap to act as the outward manifestation of your misanthropy.
8. A PJ set to retreat into when the shit day is finally fucking over.
9. Sweat socks that'll encourage you to scandalously flash some ankle.
10. A v-neck tee with a pocket that reveals its sassy side when you tug it down.
11. A clutch you can point to when some asshole makes a negative remark. 💁
12. A bomber jacket that's more like an f-bomber jacket, amirite?
13. A pink tee to answer the tiresome question "what are you up to?" so you don't have to.
14. Seamless socks that display an up-to-the-minute calculation of precisely how much you care about any given situation.
15. A patch (or two) to transform any clothing you already have into a personal declaration.
17. Comfy spandex leggings printed with all the ~colorful language~ you'll ever need.
18. An embroidered clutch that'll make anyone who hates swearing *clutch their pearls*.
19. An athletic tank to inspire you to move your ass and get some shit done.
20. An army jacket for any optimistic person with resting bitch face.
21. A white button-up with an embroidered collar that mayyy not adhere to your company's dress code policy.
You can also just get a detachable collar to wear under anything!
22. A hoodie that's way better than a daily planner, tbh.
23. A hand-embroidered tee to flip the bird so you don't have to exert any energy with your actual fingers.
24. A tee to wear from Friday night through Sunday night — it has your weekend plans on lock.
25. A pair of socks that'll remind you of those former days when you actually gave a shit.
26. A top covered in the lyrics Rihanna switches to whenever she's feeling a little bit hangry.
27. A tee for anyone whose #goals are just to curse a little bit more every day.
28. A tank that understands that "fitness" is just another f-word.
29. A vintage sweater hand-emblazoned to match your truest nature.
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