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33 Embarrassing Things No One But Your Housemates Can Know

They know ~everything~.

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1. How many times you bring your dirty washing home to your mum.

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3. They know all the greasy, atrocious things you eat when you’re drunk.

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4. And just how often you order pizza.

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6. They know what makes you drunk cry the most.

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9. They know where your favourite spot in the house is to pass out after too much tequila.

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12. And they've experienced the nightmare of the person you become when the hangover strikes.

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15. They know how many of those classic novels on your bookshelf you’ve actually read.

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16. And how serious your hoarding habits are.

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17. Plus they know exactly where you shove your mess when the parents drop in.

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19. They've met your shower singing voice.

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21. Your housies know what you end up doing when you decline other people's invites.

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"Oh, sorry, I'm feeling a bit under the weather" = just gonna watch Netflix and drink wine on my own and have a much better time.

22. They've also experienced just how long you can stay on the couch without moving, and how long you can go without showering.

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23. They know what your actual PJs look like, as opposed to the sexy lingerie you put on for seducing people.

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25. They know you hide all your Beanie Babies when a suitor comes round.

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26. You might have a very cool and alternative music taste, but they know what your I'm-getting-pumped-up-for-a-night-out anthems really are.

What happened to Nelly Furtado and can she come back and start making songs like this again #missu #myjam

k∆thleen@kmcgingerFollow

What happened to Nelly Furtado and can she come back and start making songs like this again #missu #myjam

4:52 PM - 10 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. And what you listen to when you’re 100% miserable.

When I'm in a sad lonely mood this is the song that hits me the most 😕

dani.|| inactive @ZaynHoodDuetFollow

When I'm in a sad lonely mood this is the song that hits me the most

4:07 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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31. And they know the true state of your own walk of shame.

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32. They also know many times you end up going back to your ex, even though you're always going on about how much you hate them.

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