back to top

33 Embarrassing Things No One But Your Housemates Can Know

They know ~everything~.

Posted on

1. How many times you bring your dirty washing home to your mum.

instagram.com

2. And if you're not going home in awhile, you just spritz perfume on your clothes and hope for the best.

Disney

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. They know all the greasy, atrocious things you eat when you’re drunk.

instagram.com

4. And just how often you order pizza.

instagram.com

5. They were there on the day you ordered takeaway for all three of your meals.

steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com

Going to the kitchen was too much effort.

6. They know what makes you drunk cry the most.

instagram.com

7. They know the types of people you're actually attracted to.

CBS / Via static.tumblr.com

Tall, dark, and handsome isn't your real type. You like floppy hair, big ears, and someone who'll play board games with you.

8. And the types you're attracted to once the beer goggles are on.

9. They know where your favourite spot in the house is to pass out after too much tequila.

instagram.com

10. And that bin you have next to your bed, it's not for rubbish, it's for drunk puking.

Channel 4

11. In fact, they're the only ones who know your true alcohol limit.

E!

12. And they've experienced the nightmare of the person you become when the hangover strikes.

instagram.com

13. Your housemates know exactly how many reality TV shows you watch.

Bravo / Via reddit.com

14. And how many episodes of The O.C. you’ve rewatched.

Fox

15. They know how many of those classic novels on your bookshelf you’ve actually read.

instagram.com

16. And how serious your hoarding habits are.

instagram.com

17. Plus they know exactly where you shove your mess when the parents drop in.

instagram.com

18. The people you live with are very aware of your ability to lose your travelcard/key/wallet/phone every day, and how much it makes you FREAK the hell out.

citnas.tumblr.com

"YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME FIND IT!"

19. They've met your shower singing voice.

instagram.com

20. And they know how long it takes for you to get ready.

Touchstone Pictures

"Oh, I just threw this on and left the house."

No you didn't, you spent three hours just straightening one-half of your fringe.

21. Your housies know what you end up doing when you decline other people's invites.

instagram.com

"Oh, sorry, I'm feeling a bit under the weather" = just gonna watch Netflix and drink wine on my own and have a much better time.

22. They've also experienced just how long you can stay on the couch without moving, and how long you can go without showering.

instagram.com

23. They know what your actual PJs look like, as opposed to the sexy lingerie you put on for seducing people.

instagram.com

24. They've experienced how precious you get about your personal belongings.

Atlantic

Seriously, don't touch her ketchup.

25. They know you hide all your Beanie Babies when a suitor comes round.

instagram.com

26. You might have a very cool and alternative music taste, but they know what your I'm-getting-pumped-up-for-a-night-out anthems really are.

What happened to Nelly Furtado and can she come back and start making songs like this again #missu #myjam

k∆thleen@kmcgingerFollow

What happened to Nelly Furtado and can she come back and start making songs like this again #missu #myjam

4:52 PM - 10 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. And what you listen to when you’re 100% miserable.

When I'm in a sad lonely mood this is the song that hits me the most 😕

dani.|| inactive @ZaynHoodDuetFollow

When I'm in a sad lonely mood this is the song that hits me the most

4:07 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. They've also experienced first-hand how comfortable you are with nudity.

Comedy Central

29. And the way you act when a date’s come over and you’re trying to come off all cool and sexy.

Worldwide Pants

30. Likewise, they know how you act when someone's stayed the night and you just can't get them to leave the next day.

Universal Pictures

31. And they know the true state of your own walk of shame.

instagram.com

32. They also know many times you end up going back to your ex, even though you're always going on about how much you hate them.

instagram.com

33. But lastly, despite everything, they also know you're actually pretty awesome to live with.

Fox