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33 Things Guaranteed To Happen On Your Girls' Night Out

Oh yes it's ladies' night and the feeling's right.

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2. Mainly because every stroke of eyeliner gets intercepted by a boogie, a swig of wine, and a mini photo shoot.

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4. Then the tricky part arrives: trying to organise everyone to get to the club.

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6. Once the group has finally assembled, it's time for your grand entrance.

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7. Next up: Shimmy to the bar to take advantage of whatever deal they have going on.

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How many cocktails can I feasibly carry back to the table?

Oh, what's that? Two-for-one on bottles of wine? We'll take 12.

One bottle down, another to go 🍷 #girlsnight

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8. To reserve your spot on the dancefloor, you girls will form a circle around your bags and dance like a sassy, bootylicious coven of witches.

11. And if they are persistent ~GIRL WALL~ will be implemented, which looks a bit like this:

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CREEPER, YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

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12. After a few shots, everyone starts declaring their love to one another.

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"I fucking love you!"

"NO I FUCKING LOVE YOU!"

14. Time for a toilet break, aka how many girls can we cram into one cubicle?

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16. After taking a couple of ironic selfies of course (and maybe one proper one).

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20. If one of the girls is locking eyes with a suitable candidate you'll dare her to make the first move.

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22. At this point you'll feel brave enough to test drive the more advanced moves you've seen in a Beyoncé video.

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24. Heels will be thrown off and the sheer relief will be one of the best feelings OF YOUR LIVES (until a bouncer demands that you put your shoes back on).

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27. In fact, most ladies' nights come with a few casualties.

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29. More selfies will be taken.

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31. Of course, drunk food will be consumed.

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More cheese!

32. Make-up wipes will be ignored, leading to this look the morning after:

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33. And lastly, there's that dreaded walk home the next day when your head is pounding and you feel like death warmed up.

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But it was oh so worth it.