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22 Signs You Need To Quit The Dating Game

Dating fatigue is a real thing.

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8. When you do go on a date, you down copious amounts of coffee beforehand.

You need a lot of caffeine to get through small talk.

11. You've agreed to go on a date solely as an excuse to get drunk.

Your housemates were out. Who else were you going to get drunk with?


13. You only experience chemistry with your pet.

See, we're basically the same person!

14. You spend most of your dates wishing you were at home in your bed eating pizza.

15. Sometimes, you realise midway through speaking to your date that you've told that story before.

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"Didn't I tell them about my holiday in France like, 30 minutes ago? Or was that on my other date yesterday? Or was it during our Tinder chat?"

You're experiencing ground hog date my friend.


17. You used to have date outfits.

But now you practically show up in your PJs.

22. And lastly, you always, always end dates with a handshake to avoid this kind of thing: