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28 Photos That Are Far Too Cringe For British People

What a palaver!

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1. When you're promised a glorious heatwave, but the weather doesn't deliver.


7. Which is especially annoying considering that even your pets know how to form an orderly line.

Everything is very orderly in my house, even the cats queue for food like proper British gentlemen!


10. When the newsagent couldn't give a flying fart about how polite you are, but you can't help yourself.

11. When you forget you've made tea...AGAIN.

12. And you have to resort to unconventional methods.

13. When you're DESPERATE to eat your bag of crisps on the train and someone takes the seat next to you.

First my nose is polluted by stinky human being breath on the tube, now by honking roast chicken crisps #passmeapeg

14. When you realise Domino's may be your only friend.

When u look at your phone after a full shift at work & the only notification you have is a text message from Dominos


17. Or you forget that VITAL ingredient.

18. When Americans ask where you're from.

20. When your custard creams are all fucked.

22. Or you're in the middle of a meeting, and nature calls, but you're not going to make a scene by moving.

When you're stuck in a meeting and you need a poo


26. When Marmite has cemented the jar and lid together so you have to resort to more violent measures.

Couldnt get my marmite lid open so resorted to the using concrete approach

27. Ditto for when your Chewits stick to the wrapper.

@Chewits imagine my dismay at going back to my childhood only to find every sweet's wrapper is stuck to it. 😢