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27 Signs You're Just Not The Relationship Type

Love is patient, love is kind, love is pizza.

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2. They're absolutely committed to swiping their way to happily ever after.

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3. But you’re just very "meh" about the whole thing. You are your own special someone.

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10. But you don’t have to miss out on that because you're single, you stride with pride. 💃💃💃

Walk of shame? Never that.. #StrideOfPride !

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Walk of shame? Never that.. #StrideOfPride !

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12. You can hog all the duvet, and ALL the space.

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14. And when you wake up, you don’t have to make breakfast for anyone but yourself.

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16. Speaking of dealbreakers, you're extremely picky, and it might be your brain protecting yourself from a relationship.

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"Why won't you go out with me?"

"Sorry you only fulfill 300 points in my 43,898-point checklist..."

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20. You're aware that the friend zone is a sexist myth, but if there were such a place, you'd probably set up base there. You bloody love friendships.

21. Because in friendships the boundaries are set, there's no sexual tension, no sad breakups.

Everyone should just remain friends at all times, nothing more, nothing less.

23. When people ask what you're doing on Valentine's Day, you tell them you're celebrating with your one true love, which is either your pet:

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24. Or some carbohydrates.

27. And this is your idea of a steamy sext.

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