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21 Types Of Really F*cking Drunk You've Been At Least Once

As told by cats, because cats are always wasted

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1. The "I'm So Freakin' Excited About Every Little Tiny Thing" Drunk.

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2. The "I'm Feeling Quite Sexy Right Now" Drunk.

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3. The "BRB Gonna Go Flirt With the Bouncer" Drunk.

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4. The "I'm Normally Quite Shy but Now I Feel Invincible" Drunk.

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5. The "Don't Mind Me I'm Just Going to Sit Down Here for a Bit" Drunk.

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6. The "If I Keep Looking Straight Ahead Hopefully I Won't Puke" Drunk.

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7. The "I'm Feeling So Confrontational I Might Pick a Fight With a Bar Stool" Drunk.

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8. The "I Can't Stop Crying About Everything" Drunk.

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9. The "Let's Get Really Deep and Philosophical" Drunk.

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10. The "I Should Go Home But How Does One Call a Cab Again?" Drunk.

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11. The "I've Only Had One Glass of Wine but I'll Pretend I'm WASTED So It's Acceptable to Text My Ex" Drunk.

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12. The "LOL I'm Gonna Prank-Call All My Buddies Right Now" Drunk.

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13. The "I Don't Really Know What I'm Doing With My Life and Am I Really Peeing With the Door Open?" Drunk.

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14. The "Overly Attached" Drunk.

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15. The "Hey It's Totally Cool If I Crash at Your Place, Right?" Drunk.

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16. The "I Know We're Just Friends but Let's Kiss Each Other for Fun" Drunk.

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17. The "I'll Keep Insisting I'm Sober Until Someone Believes Me" Drunk.

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18. The "I'm Going to Take a Sip From Everyone Else's Cocktail" Drunk.

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19. The "What I Really Need to Do Now Is Send Everyone a Snapchat of How Intoxicated I Am" Drunk.

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20. The "My Mind Is Completely Blown by Everything" Drunk.

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21. The "I'm Seeing Double but Whatevs Still Gonna Watch All of Friends Right Now" Drunk.

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