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23 Types Of Drunk You've Been At Least Once, As Told By Disney

The pumpkin can't even handle me right now.

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1. The "May I Please Have ALL The Shots" Drunk

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2. The "Oh Yeah, This Is My Jam, Clear the Dance Floor" Drunk

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3. The "Let Me Subtly Adjust My Dress" Drunk

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4. The "I've Got to Introduce Myself to Every Single Person Here" Drunk

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5. The "Wow I Just NEED To Roll Around In This Field" Drunk

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6. The "My Ex Just Walked Into the Bar, Must Act Natural" Drunk

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7. The "I Really REALLY Love You BFF, Even Though We Only Just Met in the Bathroom" Drunk

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8. The "I'm Feeling Sexy AF" Drunk

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9. The "I'm Just Peeing on the Street, No Need to Stare" Drunk

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10. The "Did You Just Step On My New Shoes, I Will Kill You" Drunk

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11. The "I'm Really Amazed By Every Single Thing" Drunk

12. The "Yikes, Is That Really My Face Right Now?" Drunk

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13. The "Oh Shit, Where Did I Leave My Keys?" Drunk

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14. The "Is This Real Life?" Drunk

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15. The "Backwards Twerking Wasn't Such a Great Idea" Drunk

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16. The "Yeah I Can Totally Walk in a Straight Line, Just Give Me One Moment" Drunk

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17. The "Stairs Are Really Difficult" Drunk

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18. The "No, YOU'VE Had Four Bottles of Wine" Drunk

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19. The "Oh My, Is That McDonald's Still Open" Drunk?

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20. The "I Can Barely See Straight But I Must Flirt With This Person" Drunk

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21. The "Can the Room Stop Spinning Already?" Drunk.

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22. The "Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Gonna Pass Out for a Bit" Drunk

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23. The "I'm Really Just Trying to Not Puke" Drunk

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