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27 Things That Are Only Acceptable At University

Just going to have a little nap, don't mind me.

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1. You can eat breakfast at 3pm.

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2. Shortly followed by dinner, which will be the exact same dish.

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3. It's totally normal to consume alcohol in wiggly, radioactive goo.

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4. And spend more money on alcohol than anything else.

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5. You can use any occasion as an excuse to consume more booze.

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6. Even if you do rock up to campus the next day looking extremely frazzled.

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7. Students don't have to worry about appropriate clothing. Do you want to walk around like a farm animal? Go for it!

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8. Do you live in a hoodie you only wash once a year? No probs!

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Spritz some Febreeze on yourself and you'll be fine.

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9. You can fully revel in the art of daytime napping.

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Although it might not always be very effective...

10. Even if it's in a crowded lecture hall.

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12. And it's totally fine to choose your friends based on napping compatibility.

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No talking, it's naptime.

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13. And whether or not they'll do this for you in the morning.

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That's true love <3

14. Having people crash in your bathtub overnight is also pretty standard.

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15. Same goes for waking your housemate at 3am with a very pressing question.

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16. At uni you'll read anything BUT that one book you need to read to pass your course and get a job and stuff.

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17. You can spend your whole day doing this and no one will pass judgement.

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18. It's also fine to hoard colossal amounts of stationery and never use any of it.

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19. There is no such thing as an early night.

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20. Even when it's obvious your lack of sleep is making normal life impossible.

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21. Need fancy dress inspiration? Policeman/nurse/fireman or any other public sector job will do.

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22. Or if that fails, just wrap yourself in a bed sheet.

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23. Bigging up your sexual prowess is a must.

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24. And so is the art of passive-aggressive note-making.

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25. Or ditch the passive and go full-blown aggressive.

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27. And lastly, the measure of a good night at uni? You wake up next to a bucket.

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