1.
You have tried everything to make yourself cry
2.
You have learned to sleep anywhere
3.
There's always the one cast member who "Graduated Top of Their Class at Juliard."
4.
We've all BEEN that one cast member who "Graduated Top of Their Class at Juliard."
5.
You've seen at least half the cast almost completely naked.
6.
You've defintely eaten in costume, even if you weren't supposed to.
7.
You've been told multiple times that you're "too dramatic."
8.
You can immediately recognize the difference between musical-theatre people and straight-theatre people
9.
You do whatever you can to make your potato-sack costume a little more attractive
10.
Your cast is your family...no matter what.