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Posted on Feb 18, 2021

If You Can Make It Through This Horrible First Date Simulation, We'll Reveal How Your Night Will End

Will you meet at the Apple store or a garage sale?

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Alright, so what's your date's name?

Dovey
Lemone
Chandalier
Player

How'd you end up on this date in the first place?

We met randomly at an Apple store, struck up a conversation about water heaters, and they asked me out.
I ditched my current partner mid-date when I saw them from a distance. They were sooo beautiful.
I tripped and fell over their cart at Trader Joe's and they asked me out.
I asked them out on a dare.

Who decides the date location?

They do.
I do.

Where does the date take place?

On a seawall. Covered with seaweed.
An unconventional restaurant where all they serve is fish. Literally only fish.
On the steps of the abandoned city hall.
On a tour bus that drives through the bland countryside.

What do you talk about?

Why grass is green.
The molecular structure of water.
My ex.
Lemons.

What do they talk about?

THEIR ex.
Why water isn't blue. (But it is)...
Safire's new political dictionary.
Their puffer fish sticker collection.

Well, that was awkward. They insist on walking you home. What happens on the walk home?

You lose your grandfather's emerald earrings that you were planning to sell to pay the damn rent!
They trip and fall on their face, breaking their nose and now you have to take them to the hospital...
You are so engrossed in your conversation that you make big gestures with your hands and you hit them in the face.
A car goes by and splashes both of you with muddy water.

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