What up. I'm Smash.
People who talk about their workouts on Facebook
Hot rocks & no sandals
I can't drink like I used to
This game - it's NOT FUN for me OK!
People who don't clean their butts
One stupid Snap-Chat and now my ass is on the internet forever
When wannabes act like they know about the Chug life...
That Sarah McLachlan animal rescue commercial...
Showtime cancelled 'The United States of Tera'
I got humped by a girl in a dress!
My sister hates me
My lack of balls
Kids are always ruining things
I have a zit that looks like a Herpe!
I'm not allowed in the house with my favorite snack
I have to keep the door open when I have girls over
When I forget to check my to-go order and they get it wrong...
My neck fat
Alarm clocks... oh and mornings in general
Shaming and judgements...
People who don't share
People who don't share and then think they're gonna eat my leftovers for lunch
Now this. This I can get on board with.
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