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Beyoncé is the cover star of Vogue's September issue, without saying a single word in the interview. Sources say she hasn't answered a direct question in over a year, which must be hard in her day-to-day life. But why bother answering when your songs do the talking?
1. Beyoncé, do we have any milk?
2. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE EMPTY MILK CARTONS IN THE FRIDGE B?
3. You don't see me leaving the fridge in an ambiguous milk situation, do you?
4. Fair enough. I must say, B, you're looking great this morning, how do you get your skin so clear?
5. Blue's got some maths homework from preschool, can you help her out?
6. She's doing music lessons at preschool too, any wisdom you can impart seeing as you are currently Global Pop Queen?
7. Insightful. What are we going to do with all these leftover Hallowe'en sweets she got?
8. I'm worried they'll ruin my appetite. What time are we having dinner?
9. I must say this is one tasty stir fry you've made. Now tell me this, where do your political views lie?
10. Samesies. Now, Netflix and chill or nah?
11. Yeah, True Detective really lost it's way in Season 2, didn't it?
12. We'll agree to disagree. Anyway, let's have a big one, I'm away from tomorrow for a week. I'm stuck flying economy, anything you can do about it?
13. Thanks, B, you're so great, but are you going out dressed like that? You'll catch your death.
14. You're right, you're the Queen. Should we head out now or later?
15. Glad we got here while the party was in full swing. Have we been to this place before?
16. Thought so. Shots?
17. ...What happened last night? Should've stuck to watermelon.
18. That escalated quickly. How will we ever get through this hangover?
B, YOU GIVE ME STRENGTH. NOW GIVE ME PIZZA.
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