20 Gifts Disguised As Food That Will Make You Drool

Incredible but completely inedible

1. Stress Sausages

uniquehunters.com / Via firebox.com

When you feel unease, give 'em a squeeze

$10 from Firebox

2. Tortilla Baby Swaddle and Hat

Via uncommongoods.com

Transform your baby into a burrito! And yes, I know guac is extra.

$48 from UncommonGoods

3. Donut Beverage Pool Floats

bigmouthinc.com / Via spencersonline.com

Guaranteed to not get soggy.

$9.99 at Spencer's Gifts

4. Ramen Athletic Socks

Via belovedshirts.com

Pay tribute to your dinner, even when you hit the gym.

Also in tank, jogger, and tee form.

$14.99 from BelovedShirts

5. Dark Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream Bar Flash Drive

Via amazon.com

Mouthwatering and functional

$7.99 from Amazon

6. Chili Pepper Umbrella

odditymall.com / Via firebox.com

Heat things up when the weather's dreary

$21.49 from Firebox

7. Strawberry Tea Leaf Infuser

Via lightinthebox.com

*sips tea*

$1.99 from LightInTheBox

8. Pistachio Nuts and Seeds Serving Bowl Set

Via amazon.com

Is this pistachio cannibalism?

$15.59 from Amazon

9. Strawberry Cone Bean Bag

Via hooplaroom.com

Literally chill.

$249 from Hooplaroom

10. Cool Bananas Oven Mitt

Via amazon.com

Pretty 'appeeling'

$11.23 from Amazon

11. Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket

Via perpetualkid.com

Hot and ready for the sand

$29.99 from Perpetual Kid

12. USB Donut Cup Warmer

Via ebay.com

Warm donuts and hot coffee = OTP

$10.44 on Ebay

13. Maki Tacks

Via amazon.com

Don't try to eat this - you'll probably regret it.

$8.93 on Amazon

14. Cozy Cookie Pillow

Via etsy.com

All the comfort, none of the crumbs.

$18.73 from Etsy

15. Ice Pop Audio Splitter

Via perpetualkid.com

Instant brain-freeze.

$8.99 from Perpetual Kid

16. Fish Guts Pencil Case

Via firebox.com

Watch out for bones!

$10 from Firebox

17. Pineapple Tumbler

gusandruby.com / Via uncommongoods.com

The perfect place to hide a Pina Colada

$35 on UncommonGoods

18. Avocado 5-Panel Hat

Via zumiez.com

Just add lime

$9.98 at Zumiez

19. Steak Wrapping Paper

Via giftcouture.bigcartel.com

A nice cut of protein without the juicy mess.

$20 from Gift Couture

20. TonyMoly Haeyo Zayo Hair Sleeping Pack

Via urbanoutfitters.com

Also available in Mayo.

$9.99 from Urban Outfitters