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10 Excerpts From The Diary Of A Sriracha Addict

These excerpts have been taken from the author's fictitious journal. A Sriracha addict of the highest order, she is coping the best way she knows how. By eating more Sriracha.

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3. December 21, 2011


They offered me TABASCO instead of Sriracha at the restaurant today. ARE THEY SERIOUS? I yearn for the day when it's widespread. If only the government could pass a law to make it mandatory.

4. March 27, 2012


Do you think I'll ever find someone to share this addiction with? Oh! Just imagine the possibilities. We could go around discovering dishes to drench with Sriracha. Mmmmmm.

5. June 17, 2012


I stole my roommate's Sriracha stash last night and filled the bottle with a mix of tabasco and ketchup. She won't be able to tell the difference. I feel bad but she doesn't appreciate the wonderfulness of the sauce.

7. January 18, 2013


Guess what?! I now know four people with a similar addiction. It's spreading! More and more people are becoming aware. I don't know what this means though. We'll have to wait and see.

9. December 3, 2013


They keep going back and forth about the Sriracha shortage. I can't get any peace of mind. Sriracha god help me. I've stocked up but I'm still so scared. Don't they get it? Lives depend on it!

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