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10 Excerpts From The Diary Of A Sriracha Addict

These excerpts have been taken from the author's fictitious journal. A Sriracha addict of the highest order, she is coping the best way she knows how. By eating more Sriracha.

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5. June 17, 2012


I stole my roommate's Sriracha stash last night and filled the bottle with a mix of tabasco and ketchup. She won't be able to tell the difference. I feel bad but she doesn't appreciate the wonderfulness of the sauce.

9. December 3, 2013


They keep going back and forth about the Sriracha shortage. I can't get any peace of mind. Sriracha god help me. I've stocked up but I'm still so scared. Don't they get it? Lives depend on it!

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