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PSA: This Is What A Shaved Raccoon Looks Like

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

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Before we get to the climax (cue Usher), let's just take a minute to introduce evidence showing that raccoons, in their full glory, are terrifying rabie inducing rodents WHO WILL FILET YOUR CALVES WITH THEIR SHARP TERRIFYING TEETH AT ANY MOMENT

*DONT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU*

Let's get back to the reason we're all here in the first place: shaved. raccoons.

Opening up that text changed my life forever and NOT IN A GOOD WAY

Part of me wishes I didn't even write this post so we could all live with our healthy fear of normal raccoons

"Is ignorance really bliss?" - I ask myself

It's 'merika though, therefore you're free to stop at any point and spare yourself the horror that will proceed these words.

Seriously, there's still time to turn back.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE, ABORT ABORT

I tried to warn you but you're curious, and I like that about you, so now we just both have to live our lives knowing this is out there

Via google.com

You're free to proceed to your daily activities. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OVER *drops mic*

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