The REAL Definitive Ranking Of Female Doctors On Grey's Anatomy

I think we can all agree that Buzzfeed's ranking is total crap, so I fixed it. At least in my opinion.

18. Erica Hahn

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Buzzfeed got this one right, at least. She was mean, she was annoying, and I can't remember much else. What the hell did Callie see in her? And WHY did Mark Sloan ever have a huge whopping crush on her???

17. Isobel Stevens

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Oh, Izzie. You started out well. You really cared about every patient. But then you went crazy over Denny and everything went downhill. You made George cheat on Callie. You basically cheated on Alex with a dead guy. And then you left Alex when all he did was love you.

16. Reed Adamson

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It's not that I didn't like her, it's just that she was on the show for like, two seconds. April seemed to like her a lot, though, before she died, and Charles said he loved her, so she must not have been that bad.

15. Sydney Heron

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Even though she meant well, somehow she never realized that no one was responding well to her sunshiney attitude.

14. Stephanie Edwards

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Yawn. Has she actually done anything? The biggest thing I remember is that Jackson cheated on her, and she had something to do with Bailey's HIV research. She's just a pawn in everyone else's storylines. Next.

13. Leah Murphey

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Even though I started to warm up to her toward the end, everyone else I know hated her, so I can't ignore that. Her whole thing with Arizona was really annoying, though, so I don't miss her too much. Plus it was really hard to find a picture of her where she didn't look confused.

12. Maggie Pierce

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It's not her fault, but she made Meredith's crappy relationship with her (dead) mother even worse. And Meredith's life was already hard enough.

11. Arizona Robbins

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Ugh. She cheated on Callie twice. She got unreasonably mad at Callie for amputating her leg. She had a ridiculous fight with Callie over having another child. I appreciate the doctor side of Arizona a lot, but she's lacking on the personality side. A lot.

10. Amelia Shepherd

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She was the only one that was nice to Maggie when she arrived. She overcame addiction and then became a freaking neurosurgeon. Basically she's a really cool person and I like her a lot.

9. April Kepner

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I CANNOT BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE APRIL. She was so whiney with her whole virginity thing, and then she treated Jackson like crap every time she hooked up with him. She left Matthew (who was, like, the sweetest thing) at the altar. Who does that? She has somewhat redeemed herself since then, and she's like, really pretty, so she at least deserves a decent spot on the list.

8. Callie Torres

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I love Callie, but she's let so many people walk all over her. She has a really big heart, but she needs to learn how to protect it. It's taken a long time for her to put herself first.

7. Jo Wilson

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First off, Jo is the first person to have a healthy relationship with Alex. Second, she's come from a rough beginning to get to where she is now. She's probably one of the most likable characters on the show, mostly because she's perfect.

6. Miranda Bailey

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I can already see the angry comments about how Bailey should not be this low on the list. I'M SORRY! Bailey was one of my favorite characters in the beginning of the show. She was the Nazi, for god's sake. She was so cool. But she started slipping when she made a mistake, and she went into a slump. For someone as strong as she was, I was disappointed in how long it took her to get back to surgery. Plus I'm still mad at her for taking Alex's spot on the board.

5. Teddy Altman

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Teddy Altman can do no wrong. She replaced possibly the worst surgeon to ever walk the halls of Seattle Grace (cough Hahn cough), and she married Henry so he could have surgery and then fell in love with him. She broke my heart when she left, and I really hoped she would be taking Christina's spot in cardio. Alas, you don't always get what you want.

4. Addison Montgomery

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I mainly love Addison so much because she really helped Alex grow into who he is now. She changed him. And nobody could pull off the salmon scrubs like she could.

3. Lexie Grey

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Think about it: Lexie was the first person to change Meredith's mind about family. Plus, she was generally HAPPY, which is apparently a rare trait in Seattle. She was so important.

2. Meredith Grey

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Yes, she gets annoying sometimes. But this is Grey's Anatomy, not anyone else's. She is the whole show. She holds everyone together. She wouldn't be so whiney if she didn't have such a crappy life. Meredith has grown so much over the course of this show, she's basically a whole new person. And even though some people consider her slutty, she's pretty much been with the same guy since the beginning of the show, which is crazy considering her commitment issues. You have to respect her.

1. Cristina Yang

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Is this even a surprise? Cristina was the queen of Seattle Grace and everyone else was her subject. She was hot and she knew it, and she was the baddest bitch around. We're not worthy.