When To Ditch The Dude

Universal Dealbreakers for dudes. If you disagree idc. you're wrong.

1. Guys who ask you out to "tea"

be a man and ask me out for some coffee and if you must order tea, you better have a fucking great personality(like Miles Teller) to make up for the fact that you ordered tea on a coffee date.

2. Guys who wear vans

we'll make exceptions if you can pull off the laces but usually, no thanks. and if you fuck with the slip on vans, WDFWU.

3. Guys who make FB statuses post 2010

unless you are a celebrity, which you clearly aren't if you are reading this post written by a peasant, we couldn't give less fux bout your political opinion, sports opinions, studying abroad next term, job offers, or how the fuck your day is going BYE.

4. Guys who upload pictures

just no. thats what girls are for okay.

5. Guys who insta more than twice a month

Going back to post 3, less is more gentlemen, less is more.

6. Guys who wear all white new balance gym shoes

7. Guys who wear gym shoes and khakis

8. Guys who work out in jeans

9. Guys with piercings

10. Guys who use emojis as flirtation device

11. Guys in leather jackets

12. Guys who aren't interested in a sport...

13. Guys who do it for the story

14. Guys who have had tinder at any point and used it. No excuses

exceptions will be made if you did it with your friends and your friends are funny enough to pull that shit off

15. Guys who wear light wash jeans

dad

16. Guys who snapchat at the gym

soft as fuck.

level of tooliness to muscle mass ratio off the charts rn.