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    Why We Should Colonise Mars

    Truth be said, I don't see anywhere else in the interverse where I can get a really honest opinion. I am a supernerd intent on sucking every last dollar from people on planet Earth to fund my Mars colonisation project and I have only just completed one of my masterplans. Do you think this hypnotisation device (called the resonance) I embedded in this page works? Only visit if the force is strong with you, other puny humans, look; at your peril.

    https://athashtags.com/resonance