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Ever wanted to know which Mackle-Mial you are? This is a quiz.

Which Mackle-Mial Are You?

Which of these would you most like to resurrect?

Which of these have you stained with your tears?

Which of these emoji do you use most frequently on Tinder?

Pick a Facebook group.

Pick a font.

Pick a strain.

Pick an app.

Pick a look.

Pick a fuckboy.

Pick a David Foster Wallace novel.

The chillest of all Mackle-Mials, your favorite song is "Same Love" because you think it is nice and the piano is nice. Sometimes before bed, you pick up p'Bitek for some light reading. You're a really nice guy, just don't tell anyone about your secret love for vaporwave. (But we know.)

Mackle-Mial in Repose

Party boy! This Mackle-Mial can be spotted at Pike events, drinking PBR and soliciting fratlord submissions for Internet Poetry. You are the least bourgeois iteration of Mackle-Mial; despite being 27 and employed, your favorite brand of wine is that one with the kangaroo on it. You have the word "cybernetics" tattooed on your ass.

Mackle-Mial with Hat

Your most visited site is Memecenter.Com. Your recent Google searches include "define dank" and "jet fuel specific heat." You keep an Excel spreadsheet of all your passwords (even though they are all variations on ryanlewis1987), and you unfriend anyone who mentions the original doctrine of Internet Poetry. Please stop writing emails in bold impact font - it's scaring the freshmen.

Mackle-Mial on-Line

If you don't already have a Wikipedia page, you definitely have drafted one on the notes of your phone. You are never seen without your iPhone-compatible copy of A Thousand Plateaus. You obsessively check the stats of your Academia.Edu page, as well as the Google Alert you have set up for your own name. Though some criticize your involvement in academia, you think retweets about MCAG more than make up for your involvement with the academy. You really, really like the word "cybernetics."

Mackle-Mial in the Ivory Tower

A frequent flier, you are always on the prowl for cuties. You have a minimum of 1200 Tinder matches, and NO, you don't just swipe right for everyone. Before OKCupid was passé, the most private thing you were willing to admit was that you had once kissed Tao Lin. But that's unverified. Our advice? Rachel Pattycake Bell won't respond to your texts, please stop trying.

Flirty Mackle-Mial

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