17 Things People With Bitchface Are Actually Thinking

“I promise you that I’m happy on the inside.”

Posted on July 10, 2014, 18:35 GMT

Mackenzie Kruvant

BuzzFeed Staff

Erin La Rosa

BuzzFeed Staff

1. "Do you want to go? You look like you want to leave.”

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2. "You should smile more."

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3. "Is something wrong?"

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4. "Before I knew you, I thought you were such a bitch."

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5. "Are you even having fun?"

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6. “When I first met you I was totally intimidated by you.”

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7. "I didn’t really know you had a sense of humor, you just don’t seem funny."

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8. "Are you excited? I can’t tell if you’re excited."

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9. "You'd get a lot more dates if you smiled more."

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10. "Are you feeling OK? You look really bad."

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11. "I'd invite you to come with us, but Kristin thinks you hate her."

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12. "We're a bit worried about your attitude."

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13. "What're you thinking about? You look like something is wrong."

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14. ”What is wrong? You look so upset.”

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15. ”Do you want to talk about this later? When you’re in a better mood.”

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16. You’re too intimidating for someone to hit on you.

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17. “You never really smile do you?”

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