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24 Things Twentysomethings Say On Dating Websites

A quick look around OkCupid confirmed that your profile may not be as unique as you thought it was.

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1. "I like all types of food."

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Casting a wide net with this one, huh?

2. "I can't live without my family."

No way!

3. "I really love Breaking Bad."

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Who doesn't?

4. "I'm always wondering where to go next."

Ohhhhh, how worldly of you.
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Ohhhhh, how worldly of you.

5. "I can quote all of Arrested Development."

Oh, really?
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Oh, really?

6. "On Friday nights I'm usually out with friends."

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AKA "I have friends!"

7. "I couldn't exist without my coffee."

Warning: can be kind of an asshole in the morning.
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Warning: can be kind of an asshole in the morning.

8. "I love all music except country."

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Just all of it, all the time.

9. "Only message me if you're a boy with a good job."

Can someone please explain what a "good job" is?
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Can someone please explain what a "good job" is?

10. "Message me if you'd binge watch Netflix with me."

K will do.
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K will do.

11. "I love to read."

AKA "I have a bunch of books in my apartment I really did want to read at some point but then became too busy."
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AKA "I have a bunch of books in my apartment I really did want to read at some point but then became too busy."

12. "I'm really good at laughing."

13. "Extra points if you have a beard."

Beards = good husbands. DUH.
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Beards = good husbands. DUH.

14. "I like Game of Thrones, the books."

Ohhhh, how fancy.
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Ohhhh, how fancy.

15. "I couldn't live without water."

REALLY?! Me too!
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REALLY?! Me too!

16. "I do yoga all the time."

Do yoga or wear yoga pants?
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Do yoga or wear yoga pants?

17. "I wouldn't be able to live without Chapstick."

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This is just confusing.

18. "I love my iPhone."

AKA I'll be checking texts during our first date.
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AKA I'll be checking texts during our first date.

19. "On Friday nights I'm usually working out."

"So, if you don't work out, don't message me."
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"So, if you don't work out, don't message me."

20. "I'm really into sports."

All the sports.
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All the sports.

21. "I love to try new restaurants."

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AKA "Please take me out to a nice fancy dinner."

22. "I love a good wine."

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"I'm a classy drunk, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't sleep with you after the first date."

23. "I'm always thinking about when I should get a dog."

Don't even come near me if you have a cat.
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Don't even come near me if you have a cat.

24. "The most embarrassing thing I'm willing to admit is that I'm on OkCupid."

This is really embarrassing but not embarrassing enough to not do it.
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This is really embarrassing but not embarrassing enough to not do it.

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