Buzz·Posted on Oct 11, 2013The 24 Worst Things To Say To Someone From DCMaryland is not DC. I'm sorry, it's just not.by Mackenzie KruvantBuzzFeed Staff 1. "Do your parents work in the government?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF gawker.com Maybbbe. Who wants to know? 2. "Do you know the president?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF reddit.com Oh yeah, BO and I are just chilling in the oval office smoking cubans. 3. "Don't take Connecticut, the president is moving." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via rhymeswithpapaya.tumblr.com But I have a lunch at Sweetgreen to go to. 4. "Topper Shutt said it may rain today." i.qkme.me EVERYONE TO YOUR WEATHER BUNKERS! 5. "I think they installed a camera up here on the right." oldstersview.wordpress.com Seriously, how many speeding cameras does this city need? 6. "I'm from DC." "Oh really, where?!" "Well, Bethesda" Flickr: ed_welker Okay, so you're not from DC. 7. "Georgetown Cupcake is the best cupcake place in DC." crazyaboutcupcakes.wordpress.com Wrong. Baked & Wired for life. 8. "Ovechkin sucks." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF newsfromthenosebleeds.com Ovechkin has won the MVP trophy 3 times and by season's end, he'll be one of the 100 greatest goal scorers in NHL history. He's also only 28. What did YOU do today?! C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS. 9. "Shake Shack is better than Five Guys." Flickr: 40726522@N02 Two words: Cajun Fries. KBYE. 10. "Why is the Metro always delayed?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO / Via peculiargroove.tumblr.com Welcome to my life. Just wait until the escalator is down at Tenleytown. 11. "There is no good pizza in DC." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Want to go to Jumbo Slice? 12. "Do you go to the monuments all the time?" Flickr: 11690864@N02 Why would I do that? But people born and raised in DC know the real trick is to go at night when it's the most beautiful. 13. That "WE'RE LIVE FROM FUR." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF i133.photobucket.com Driving home listening to other people dancing at a club is horrible. Hot 99.5, just slowly back out, no one will notice. 14. "I heard the pollen count is going to be really high this month." 40weeks.modernmami.com NO!!! HIDE YOUR CARS OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND THEM. HURRY! 15. "LA has the worst traffic." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO DC is hands down the most confusing city ever. A street you're on will disappear or change names randomly. And NW vs SW having the same street that don't connect? Are you serious? 16. "What's go-go music?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wifflegif.com Wait, really? That is so sad. 17. "Woah, another protest." Mark Wilson / Getty Images Yeah, DC is a giant protest. It's more surprising to not see one, than to see one. 18. "You're not essential, so you can't get a car here. Sorry." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Okay no one has said this to me but can you imagine?! Like damn you Eastern Motors! I knew this shutdown would screw me over somehow. 19. "Your metro has carpet? That's disgusting." fuckimlonely.blogspot.com We like living in the 70s and while the carpet is discolored, the fact that we can't have food on the metro makes ours cleaner than yours, so... 20. "There are no flights out of National. But there are seats on a flight out of BWI." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix / Via media.giphy.com Urgh I guess. But getting a flight out of National is like hitting the jackpot. 21. "Where is your Chinatown?" pqliving.com That is a damn good question. RIP. 22. "I'm a Cowboys fan." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over how much you suck. 23. "Why is DC so broken?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via viacurious.tumblr.com DC ISN'T BROKEN. WE DIDN'T CHOOSE THESE HOOLIGANS. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE REPRESENTATION. DON'T BLAME US. 24. "You're just here until you move to New York, right?" Flickr: anahon Eff off man. DC4Lyfe.