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The Definitive Ranking Of Taylor Swift's Short Shorts

And what your Mom would probably think of them.

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A lot happened to Taylor Swift in 2014, and her midriff was there to enjoy it all. But so were her short shorts because T. Swift is the queen of high-waisted shorts.

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Here is the definitive ranking of said shorts. We also imagined what your mom, who always seems to have SOMETHING to say about your outfit, would say.

SPOILER: Everything is too short and Taylor should probably just go change.

21. This "not your average pre-school" onesie.

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What your mom would probably say: "How is it cold enough that she has to wear sleeves but warm enough that she doesn't have to wear pants?"

19. This pair that let her shirt do the talking.

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What your mom would probably say: "This shirt is super cute! You should get it. It's so festive."

18. This tuxedo-inspired number she wore on the Red tour.

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What your mom would probably say: "Those shorts look tight. Taylor, are you sure that's comfortable? Also, I like her hat. I think your dad has one just like it."

14. This all-Americana look.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is adorable! I love the sleeves. You should buy this. I think it's from J.Crew. Do you want to go to J.Crew? I'll take you."

13. This country star in Rhode Island look.

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What your mom would probably say: "What an adorable shirt. You'd look great in that shirt. I'm not sure how she got those shorts on, though. Seems impossible."

10. These mini shorts that she wore to sit on a plane.

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What your mom would probably say: "This doesn't seem airplane appropriate, but I like her sweater."

3. This waiting-room sofa-chair look.

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What your mom would probably say: "I think this is the sofa in the waiting room at your doctor's office. Am I wrong?"

2. This flawless fringe look.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is a very cute flapper girl Halloween costume but where is the rest of it?"

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