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The Definitive Ranking Of Taylor Swift's Short Shorts

And what your Mom would probably think of them.

A lot happened to Taylor Swift in 2014, and her midriff was there to enjoy it all. But so were her short shorts because T. Swift is the queen of high-waisted shorts.

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Here is the definitive ranking of said shorts. We also imagined what your mom, who always seems to have SOMETHING to say about your outfit, would say.

SPOILER: Everything is too short and Taylor should probably just go change.

25. This grown-up Girl Scout look.

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What your mom would probably say: "You can't wear that shirt! But what a classy bag."

24. This scalloped look.

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What your mom would probably say: "I'm unsure what this outfit is. Is she cold? I can't tell. I'm just a bit confused."

23. And this outfit that makes her look like a Fabergé egg.

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What your mom would probably say: "What a fancy ballet outfit."

22. This risqué circus ringmaster.

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What your mom would probably say: "Too sexy, no way."

21. This "not your average pre-school" onesie.

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What your mom would probably say: "How is it cold enough that she has to wear sleeves but warm enough that she doesn't have to wear pants?"

20. This ode to Berlin.

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What your mom would probably say: "Oh, I went to Berlin once!"

19. This pair that let her shirt do the talking.

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What your mom would probably say: "This shirt is super cute! You should get it. It's so festive."

18. This tuxedo-inspired number she wore on the Red tour.

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What your mom would probably say: "Those shorts look tight. Taylor, are you sure that's comfortable? Also, I like her hat. I think your dad has one just like it."

17. These jean shorts your mom would probably love.

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What your mom would probably say: "Do you know where she got those shoes?"

16. This tiny glitter pair.

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What your mom would probably say: "Oh, no, no, those shorts are too short."

15. This fashionable gym exit.

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What your mom would probably say: "Now, that's a sweet outfit. I like the collar. If only her shorts were longer."

14. This all-Americana look.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is adorable! I love the sleeves. You should buy this. I think it's from J.Crew. Do you want to go to J.Crew? I'll take you."

13. This country star in Rhode Island look.

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What your mom would probably say: "What an adorable shirt. You'd look great in that shirt. I'm not sure how she got those shorts on, though. Seems impossible."

12. This little black romper.

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What your mom would probably say: "Is this a dance uniform?"

11. This summery cutoff and cutout combo.

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What your mom would probably say: *GASP* "Cover yourself up! Girls these days."

10. These mini shorts that she wore to sit on a plane.

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What your mom would probably say: "This doesn't seem airplane appropriate, but I like her sweater."

9. This hipster-chic look.

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What your mom would probably say: "Is this a hipster?"

8. This perfect formal print.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is a beautiful curtain."

7. This classy number.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is so lovely and age appropriate. Her Mother must be very happy."

6. This ode to Cape Cod.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is such a darling July 4 outfit."

5. This beautiful curtain look.

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What your mom would probably say: "Oh, wow, this would look beautiful in the guest bedroom."

4. And this purple number that proves she's got her shit on lock.

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What your mom would probably say: "Wow, those shoes are so high. How does she walk?"

3. This waiting-room sofa-chair look.

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What your mom would probably say: "I think this is the sofa in the waiting room at your doctor's office. Am I wrong?"

2. This flawless fringe look.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is a very cute flapper girl Halloween costume but where is the rest of it?"

1. This cute sparkling number.

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What your mom would probably say: "This is lovely, Taylor."

You do you, Miss Taylor.