“Your staff are the nicest pooch lovers in the world. Penny, my precious little wiener…is looking forward to her next stay.”
“Thank you for providing a refuge to recover from the harsh world of Los Angeles and its dog eat dog media business…I have been re-born a better man.”
“I had just given an unflattering review to a volatile pop star’s latest album and heard...he was staying at the hotel. I was certain he was going to exact some kind of revenge…one of your staff kindly offered to stay up with me until I calmed down.”
“The TV is possessed. No matter which button you push…it just channels down”
“Quality of toilet paper could be better…3-ply minimum…otherwise it was a great room and enjoyable stay.”
