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    Posted on Jul 5, 2013

    50 Cent Is Too Busy Being Rich To Be Worried About Domestic Violence Charges

    On June 23, 50 Cent was charged with domestic violence. He denies the allegations and his lawyer is currently putting together a case for his July 22 court appearance. If found guilty he could face a $46,000 fine and 5 years in prison.

    So how has 50 been spending his pre-trial time? By mocking the story on Instagram, obvs.

    "Ok I'm not in jail but if I go I'm taking this piano with me #smsaudio"

    He went to a casino.

    "Want to bet I'm not in jail #smsaudio"

    Lounged at his outdoor pool...

    "I'm not in jail I'm by my pool.#smsaudio"

    and his indoor pool. Oh you don't have both types?

    "I'm dunkin in my othere pool indoors fool#smsaudio"

    He played some basketball on his G Unit basketball court.

    "Im playing Full court basket ball I'm not in jail #smsaudio"

    As well as in his indoor court. There was a lot of dunkin' guys.

    " In not in jail I'm dunking#smsaudio"

    All that playing made him thirsty, so he went to his empty kitchen for some refreshments.

    "I'm not in jail I'm in my kitchen fool#smsaudio"

    He then took a golf cart ride to show us...

    "I'm not in jail I'm on my gulf car#smsaudio"

    ...his waterfall, of course!

    "I'm not in jail I'm by my water fall. #smsaudio"

    He then went to his fountain.

    "I'm not in jail,I'm buy my pound #smsaudio"

    And hung out with his fish.

    "Man if I go to jail I'm taking my fish with me. #smsaudio"

    After a hard day of not caring, 50 Cent hung out on his Gucci couch.

    "I'm not in jail I'm on my Gucci couch #SMSaudio"

    Think this is inappropriate? 50 doesn't care. He's too busy watching a movie.

    Haters gonna hate.

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