How can a crop top be 150 dollars? It's half a shirt!!
And why are all shorts like 50 bucks?
What are all these new styles?
Is this a crop top AND a tube top?
Why are these skirts and dresses all so short? Is this how teenage girls dress now?
What is this? A kimono? Abercrombie is getting some diversity huh?
Why are all these jeans high waisted? These really just look terrible on me where are the normal pants!!!
Does this store even sell anything that is my size?
Ooh look a makeup aisle! But all they have left are weird colors. Oh... those are the only colors you sell? Sorry!
Yay I found the clearance stuff! Oh its all still 30 bucks? Ok.
Hmm. Leggings those must be flattering for me. *trys them on* I look fat and I have a camel toe, and don't even get me started on these patterns.
*walks by abercrombie* CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T BREATHE
I give up, I'll just go to goodwill