This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jan 20, 201418 Cures For The Obesity Epidemic, As Told By Disney's "Heavyweights"Do it the Tony Perkis way.by Mac ClarkCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Partake in "National Cheat Days", 'cause letting loose and eating junk food is OK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Follow that with post-binge recovery seminars. 3. Then go to Ben Stiller-led aerobics classes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. GDP on the downturn? No lunch for America. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Participate in outdoor activities that are so fun, you don't even realize you exercised. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Keep America on its toes with an assortment of booby-traps. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Subsitute meals for ideals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Engage in free boxing lessons that are run by George Bluth, Sr. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Divert funding from the War on Drugs, in favor of a War on Pez. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Forcibly remove extremely fit people from gyms for an hour each day, during which time the rest of us can go work out while hating ourselves less. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And if you want dairy, from now on you're processing it yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Make less popular Olympic sports "hip" with the young people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Don't be afraid to try CrossFit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Encourage the formerly obese to inspire future success stories. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Join a community of supporters to help follow-through on your healthy resolutions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Combine two sports into one, doubling metabolic output. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Seriously, don't be afraid to go outdoors. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. If you start now, you're be on Tony Perkis' level by Labor Day: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF