STOP EVERYTHING! Target Sells Tim Tams Now

RE: BUZZFEED FOOD APPLICATION The beloved Tim Tam, which would otherwise cost $9.00 a box here in the US, is noW being distributed in several target locations.

I was first introduced to Tim Tams by my awesome Aussie roommate. She warned of its control over a nation but I scoffed at her, pointing my nose upward, for I thought it could never replace my obsession with the Macaron (one 'o'). I was proven wrong and since then have been searching for a source to feed my addiction.

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Amazon and its rip off, sky high prices.

So why don't I try to make them? Homemade is probably the cheaper and better tasting alternative right? WRONG

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I decided, "Oh to hell with it, I'll just make it." And asked Jamie Oliver Youtube videos to help me make them only to discover that these amazing cookies have something in them called "malt powder" which I don't even want to begin to try to look for in the supermarket shops here.

At last I found them at Target (Queens Rego Park location)

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And they were ON SALE!

And I subsequently filled up my basket trying my best to rationalize this decision and the following judgements I would soon be receiving.

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I inaudibly mumble to myself. "Now I don't want to spend $50 on Tim Tams...but wait...what if this is a one off thing and they never have it? What will I do then? Should I go and find the mystical malt powder? You know those math problems about people buying a shit ton of cookies...you're about to become THAT person now."

Decide to say FUCK my health and my wallet, THIS ADDICTION IS TOO STRONG...

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...AND grab a pair of Spanx on the way out.