Thank you Ask Men for your helpful advice! Humiliate your pudgy ball-and-chain with tips such as "buying her too-small clothes" and "leaving "now" and "then" photos lying around." Very nice, guys.
This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz.
Learn more or
post your buzz!
This post was created by a member of the BuzzFeed Community.
You can join and make your own posts and quizzes.