1.
People show up on time.
2.
Excuse me, the beach is how far exactly?
3.
Weather exists below 65 degrees.
4.
Nobody at the office finds your Miami anecdotes as cool as you do.
5.
Nightclubs close long before, well, sunrise.
6.
You are more vain than your new friends.
7.
Your reaction to Cuban food in Miami:
Your reaction to Cuban food everywhere else:
8.
Clubbing on a Monday isn't exactly a thing.
9.
In general, rain doesn't impede on your life.
10.
The word “bro” isn’t an integral part of everyone’s vocab.
11.
Heels aren't always appropriate attire -- yes, this includes pool parties.
12.
A visit to the doctor does not imply seeing your plastic surgeon.
14.
Shopping is not always a pleasure.
15.
People are still pissed at Lebron.
16.
People will be excited to hear you’re from there, and you’ll be all like, yeah, I know.
