1. People speak English. Fluently.
They show up to places on time, too.
6. You are more vain than your new friends.
7. Your reaction to Cuban food in Miami:
Your reaction to Cuban food everywhere else:
8. Clubbing on a Monday isn’t exactly a thing.
Neither are hurricane parties.
- This dad had the most adorable freak out to his family when he met his first alpaca 😂