Buzz·Posted on 27 Oct 201618 Secrets That Men Who Wear Kilts Will Never Tell YouWedding season's over. Put your pants back on.by Lyle BrennanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. They make you kneel to get measured and it feels like you're getting knighted. 2. Turns out you’re just a wee bit vain. View this photo on Instagram 3. You're also indecisive – there are a million ways to wear a kilt, and each one says something different about you. View this photo on Instagram 4. You need the right footwear and your shitty suede Oxfords won’t cut it. View this photo on Instagram 5. Nobody seems to mind that you’re carrying a knife in your sock. View this photo on Instagram 6. But they’ll be outraged if you admit you’re wearing underwear. 7. When it comes to picking a tartan, clan pride comes before fashion...up to a point. Karl Whitney @karlwhitney Irn Bru's tartan, as listed on the Scottish Register of Tartans: https://t.co/kWtvK65VnD 02:02 PM - 08 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite “I will wear the colours of my forefathers and feel their glory surge through me across the ages.”[shop assistant returns with a horrible fabric sample]“...ooft, fuck that. I’ll take the grey one.” 8. Even if it isn’t an assault on the eyes, your tartan could carry a little historical baggage. John M. Santora @JMSantora Everyone needs to see this! Bruce-Campbell-being-awesome-in-a-kilt-picture-of-the-day. via @slashfilm 11:07 PM - 07 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Here’s impressive-chinned horror hero Bruce Campbell modelling the tartan of his clan. He’d probably be fine to wear that to a MacDonald wedding, considering it’s the 21st century and all. Probably. 9. Sitting is hard. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Toilet stuff is harder. Sander de Heer @sanderdeheer Ehm?! Hoe doe ik dit? Met mijn kilt naar het toilet? 05:44 AM - 18 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Do you clamp the hem between your teeth? Bunch it all up at the sides like a Victorian lady trying to cross a puddle? Do you take the whole thing off? 11. Kilts are an absolute bastard to clean. 12. The urge to swish it about is all-consuming. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. There's no such thing as perfect kilt weather. View this photo on Instagram 14. It really brings out your inner marauder if there’s more than two of you in Highland gear. 15. People who’ve been wearing skirts their whole lives will have no time for your shit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Running with a heavy sporran on is a good way to damage yourself in cruel and intimate ways. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. And something about stashing a smartphone in a sporran feels profoundly wrong. 18. But despite all the faff and expense, you’re just grateful that your national dress isn’t shit.