18 Secrets That Men Who Wear Kilts Will Never Tell You
Wedding season's over. Put your pants back on.
They make you kneel to get measured and it feels like you're getting knighted.
Turns out you’re just a wee bit vain.
You're also indecisive – there are a million ways to wear a kilt, and each one says something different about you.
You need the right footwear and your shitty suede Oxfords won’t cut it.
Nobody seems to mind that you’re carrying a knife in your sock.
But they’ll be outraged if you admit you’re wearing underwear.
Sitting is hard.
Kilts are an absolute bastard to clean.
The urge to swish it about is all-consuming.
There's no such thing as perfect kilt weather.
It really brings out your inner marauder if there’s more than two of you in Highland gear.
People who’ve been wearing skirts their whole lives will have no time for your shit.
Running with a heavy sporran on is a good way to damage yourself in cruel and intimate ways.
And something about stashing a smartphone in a sporran feels profoundly wrong.
But despite all the faff and expense, you’re just grateful that your national dress isn’t shit.
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!