17 Questions Twins Are Sick Of Answering

...answered anyway.

1. Can you read each other's minds?

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Are you kidding me? Yes, we absolutely can. Twins are like higher beings. We are special, kind of like mutants actually. This question is stupid, I'm sorry, because the obvious response is always going to be a resounding "yes!"

2. Can you feel it if the other person gets hurt?

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Again, yes. That was mostly explained in the question above when I said we had superhuman capabilities.

3. Do you get along?

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When we aren't literally sticking knives in each other's eyes, we usually get along OK.

4. Do you like your twin?

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I just said we liked to stick knives in each others eyes, so this answer should be obvious.

5. Why aren't you dressed the same?

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It's not we that aren't dressed the same, it's that you are dressed too different.

6. What's it like being a twin?

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It kind of feels like when your leg falls asleep.

7. Are you the same age?

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No. One of us is always born in 1873.

8. Do you like being a twin?

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Oh, that's a toughie. On the one hand there's five fingers. And on the other hand, there's five more.

9. Does it really count though if you are fraternal?

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When I was a little girl I was scared. Scared of the basement, scared of the attic, scared of whatever was under my bed! That all changed when McDonald's started doing free breakfast.

10. So you guys have the same birthday?

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Yes, but we are 200 years apart.

11. Do you know Mary-Kate and Ashley?

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Mary-Kate and Ashley are literal figments of everyone's imagination. Has anyone actually seen them in real life? They don't even exist! I'm serious! You've been lied to.

12. Do you look alike?

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Does peanut butter love jelly?

13. Which one of you is funnier?

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😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

14. Who is more _______ ?

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MORE WHAT? MORE SMART? WE ARE BOTH MOST SMARTEST.

15. Do you have a secret language?

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Onye ewye tnodye.

16. Did your mom push both of you out of her vagina?????!?!??!

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In all seriousness, yes. My mother is a superhero and I'm sorry for any pain we caused her.

17. Which one of you is the evil twin?

*CACKLES* *THROWS SISTER INTO VOLCANO*