26 Reasons You Should Definitely Never Ever Get A German Shepherd For A Pet

    You're gonna wanna hear me out.

    Lauren Yapalater
    by Lauren Yapalater

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. First of all, they are clearly extremely aggressive.

    2. Terrifying even.

    3. So scary it's alarming.

    4. Also obviously they are NOT a family dog.

    5. I mean, this is just harrowing.

    6. ABSOLUTELY SPINE-CHILLING.

    7. HAIR-RAISING EVEN.

    8. They WILL attempt a hostile cuddle.

    9. And they are known blanket hoggers. Your feet get cold too!

    10. They will beat you in any sports game and make you feel bad about your athletic ability.

    11. They will steal your job behind your back.

    12. And they are too sleepy.

    13. Their ears have a mind of their own. These look like they are plotting something.

    14. Clearly something diabolical going on here!!

    15. Plus, they are too serious.

    16. They have no sense of humor!

    17. None at all!

    18. And when it's cold, they'll just watch you shovel snow and not even offer to help.

    19. No help at all.

    20. I mean, the bottom line is, they are way, way, wayy too mean.

    21. Vicious even.

    22. You cant even sit on your own couch. IT BELONGS TO THEM.

    23. See this frisbee? It used to be alive. But now it's dead.

    24. I mean, if I'm being honest, this picture is scary. One of the scariest photos I've ever seen.

    25. So yeah, definitely do NOT get a German Shepherd as a pet.

    26. Because they will absolutely not bring you any joy at all or make your life worth living.

    So, I'll just take them all for myself.