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26 Reasons You Should Definitely Never Ever Get A German Shepherd For A Pet

You're gonna wanna hear me out.

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1. First of all, they are clearly extremely aggressive.

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4. Also obviously they are NOT a family dog.

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8. They WILL attempt a hostile cuddle.

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9. And they are known blanket hoggers. Your feet get cold too!

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10. They will beat you in any sports game and make you feel bad about your athletic ability.

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11. They will steal your job behind your back.

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13. Their ears have a mind of their own. These look like they are plotting something.

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14. Clearly something diabolical going on here!!

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16. They have no sense of humor!

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18. And when it's cold, they'll just watch you shovel snow and not even offer to help.

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20. I mean, the bottom line is, they are way, way, wayy too mean.

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22. You cant even sit on your own couch. IT BELONGS TO THEM.

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23. See this frisbee? It used to be alive. But now it's dead.

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24. I mean, if I'm being honest, this picture is scary. One of the scariest photos I've ever seen.

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25. So yeah, definitely do NOT get a German Shepherd as a pet.

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26. Because they will absolutely not bring you any joy at all or make your life worth living.

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