Whoopi Goldberg Attempted To Make Herself A Meal And I Gasped At The Result

    It's...not good!

    First of all, Whoopi Goldberg is on TikTok. She only has two so far. In the first, she played the role of Mother Earth.

    And in the second, she tried to make herself a meal. But not a really elaborate meal...just...pasta. Like, just a simple pasta dish. Please watch.

    WHEWWWWWWW, THAT WAS A JOURNEY!!!!!

    I will say that Whoopi starts off on a good note...by cutting garlic with gloves on! We all know how that smell lingers on your fingers for DAYSSSSS. I commend her clever thinking here.

    But then, suddenly there's just a shit ton of garlic cloves swimming in oil in a pan.

    And then, the meal is ready and it's literally just spaghetti with 4,000 cloves of whole garlic!!!

    Oh, and also there's a side of garlic bread.

    I love garlic, but...is this okay?????????????

    In the end, Whoopi said she'd never cook again and only order in. Too bad, because I was looking forward to more meals like this. But oh well. Bye!