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What The Fuckitty Fuck, They Discontinued Molly McIntire The Best American Girl Doll

NOT OK.

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The American Girl dolls were a staple of my childhood. But only when my rich grandma bought them for me. That shit's expensive. But either way, I LOVED THEM.

Molly was everything to me. EVERYTHING I SAY. So today when I was browsing the American Girl Doll website to see what Molly is up to, I was shakeneth to my coreth when I realized that MOLLY WAS RETIRED THREE WHOLE YEARS AGO.

This is about MOLLY. Molly Jean McIntire. And how I'm FLIPPING OUT that she is no longer in production. I'm sorry, but 20 years later and all of a sudden she's no longer being made?!?!?!??! Let me tell you why this is wrong.

Also, all her outits were cute but not too fancy.

Basically everything of Molly's was perfect.

So anyway, Molly, I will never stop thinking about you. And I promise I will avenge you. Love you bb. Bye.

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