Chrissy Teigen Just Gave Everyone On Twitter A Famous-Person 101 Class

    Ah, the life of a celebrity.

    Chrissy Teigen is a supermodel and tweeter extraordinaire. She's married to John Legend, who is a musician and an Oscar winner. She's friends with the Kardashians and a butt load of other famous people. Basically, she knows a thing or two about what it's like to be a celebrity. Lucky for us, she's cool as fuck and decided to answer a bunch of questions on Twitter about what it's really like to be famous.

    Not sure that all of these responses apply to every celebrity. I mean, I don't think she's speaking for Martha Stewart or Ina Garten. But let's just go with it. Anyway, here are all the things you've been dying to know about Hollywood, answered:

    1. On the whole, "my people/your people" thing:

    2. On making dinner reservations as a famous person:

    3. But also on ordering delivery:

    4. On lit group chats:

    5. On witnessing Twitter beef:

    6. And on exchanging digits:

    7. On swag bag goodies:

    8. And what really happens to them:

    9. On attending award shows:

    10. And even more on attending award shows:

    11. On finding employees:

    12. On wtf the paparazzi do all day:

    13. And on the photos that are inevitably taken:

    14. On DRAMA!!!!

    15. On celebrity kids:

    16. On getting that $$$:

    17. On the best part about being famous:

    18. On the truth about the Illuminati:

    19. On dating apps:

    20. On social media stuff:

    21. On PR stunt relationships:

    22. On famous person contacts:

    23. On looking damn good:

    24. And finally, on that whole introducing yourself thing when everyone already knows who you are:

    Ok buuuuttttt....

    There you have it. Thank you, Chrissy Teigen, for opening our eyes and letting us into your world, if only for a moment.