Good morning/afternoon/night/Shabbos to all of you. I brought you here to talk about global treasure, Alicia Vikander.
I say global because she is from Sweden, and currently I'm in America, so at this point in time she is literally being treasured on a multi-national level. But honestly she's a treasure to this whole world, so global it is.
First of all, this is how you pronounce her name. I don't personally understand what the below means, but maybe if you have a friend from Sweden they can help you figure that out.
Secondly: LET'S DISCUSS THIS BEAUTY.
She's dating Michael Fassbender...
...which actually makes him the luckiest man on this planet.
And anytime she's on a red carpet it's kind of like a goddess has been sent down from above to fill our hearts with warmth.
I meannnnn, she always looks stunning.
I'm talking PERFECT.
No, better than perfect — like perfect plus, kind of like the Shampoo.
HOLY SHIT!!
She can even pull off that confusing wet hair look. It's a miracle.
To be totally honest with you guys, she makes my heart beat fast and slow all at the same time.
And even though she's new to the whole Hollywood thing, she's already got it down.
Because she's smart and observant.
And she makes fashion choices that are also health conscious.
Let's face it: She's adorable.
And charming.
And that's it, now we've officially talked about global treasure Alicia Vikander, and you can JOIN THE CLUB.
