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We Need To Discuss Global Treasure Alicia Vikander

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Good morning/afternoon/night/Shabbos to all of you. I brought you here to talk about global treasure, Alicia Vikander.

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I say global because she is from Sweden, and currently I'm in America, so at this point in time she is literally being treasured on a multi-national level. But honestly she's a treasure to this whole world, so global it is.

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First of all, this is how you pronounce her name. I don't personally understand what the below means, but maybe if you have a friend from Sweden they can help you figure that out.

Secondly: LET'S DISCUSS THIS BEAUTY.

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She's dating Michael Fassbender...

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...which actually makes him the luckiest man on this planet.

And anytime she's on a red carpet it's kind of like a goddess has been sent down from above to fill our hearts with warmth.

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I meannnnn, she always looks stunning.

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I'm talking PERFECT.

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No, better than perfect — like perfect plus, kind of like the Shampoo.

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HOLY SHIT!!

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She can even pull off that confusing wet hair look. It's a miracle.

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To be totally honest with you guys, she makes my heart beat fast and slow all at the same time.

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And even though she's new to the whole Hollywood thing, she's already got it down.

Because she's smart and observant.

And she makes fashion choices that are also health conscious.

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Let's face it: She's adorable.

And charming.

And that's it, now we've officially talked about global treasure Alicia Vikander, and you can JOIN THE CLUB.

Bye!