1. Let’s start in the early days AKA “The Mullet Days.” It was a long and dark period…
2. A difficult time for all of us.
3. It got better…but not really.
4. Then we entered the first NOPE! era.
5. It was a short era…and then the middle part ages crept onto us.
6. Things weren’t terrible, but they weren’t GOOD either.
7. Then the second NOPE! era happened. WE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING.
8. Thinking back to those days still gives me the chills.
9. But then something happened. A ray of light? A glimmer of hope?
10. NO IT WAS A LIE. IT WAS ALL A LIE.
11. It seemed we would all be hurting for moons to come.
12. THEN THE BANGS CAME. OH GOD, THE BANGS CAME.
13. And then this happened.
14. And even though he smiled, all hope was lost.
15. The End.
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎