Skip To Content
    Updated on Aug 18, 2020. Posted on Apr 18, 2013

    The Long And Sad History Of Billy Ray Cyrus' Hair

    Is it too late to fix this hairy (lol) situation?

    Let's start in the early days AKA "The Mullet Days." It was a long and dark period...

    Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

    A difficult time for all of us.

    Ron Galella, Ltd/WireImage

    It got better...but not really.

    Ron Galella, Ltd/WireImage

    Then we entered the first NOPE! era.

    J. P. Aussenard/WireImage

    It was a short era...and then the middle part ages crept onto us.

    Stephen Shugerman / Getty Images

    Things weren't terrible, but they weren't GOOD either.

    Getty Images Europe / Getty Images

    Then the second NOPE! era happened. WE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING.

    Rob Kim/Getty Images

    Thinking back to those days still gives me the chills.

    Henry S. Dziekan III / Getty Images

    But then something happened. A ray of light? A glimmer of hope?

    Steve Granitz/WireImage

    NO IT WAS A LIE. IT WAS ALL A LIE.

    Rick Diamond / Getty Images

    It seemed we would all be hurting for moons to come.

    Peter Kramer/NBC/NBC NewsWire

    THEN THE BANGS CAME. OH GOD, THE BANGS CAME.

    Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

    And then this happened.

    Fameflynet Pictures

    And even though he smiled, all hope was lost.

    The End.