1. Let’s start in the early days AKA “The Mullet Days.” It was a long and dark period…
2. A difficult time for all of us.
3. It got better…but not really.
4. Then we entered the first NOPE! era.
5. It was a short era…and then the middle part ages crept onto us.
6. Things weren’t terrible, but they weren’t GOOD either.
7. Then the second NOPE! era happened. WE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING.
8. Thinking back to those days still gives me the chills.
9. But then something happened. A ray of light? A glimmer of hope?
10. NO IT WAS A LIE. IT WAS ALL A LIE.
11. It seemed we would all be hurting for moons to come.
12. THEN THE BANGS CAME. OH GOD, THE BANGS CAME.
13. And then this happened.
14. And even though he smiled, all hope was lost.
15. The End.
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