Each of the following tweets is about a lesbian that exists out there. Maybe you know them, maybe you don't, but they are real. And it takes one to know one, which is why I can say that with confidence. BTW, I'm tweet number 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, and ACTUALLY ALL OF THEM. WHATEVER.
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when lesbians make sharp turns a bunch of junk slides around real loud
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lesbians'll be like "god this is such a banger" and turn up the volume on the saddest song you've ever heard
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lesbian culture be like : i'm thinking about that girl who smiled at me for 3 seconds 4 years ago 🥰
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Someone said all lesbians dress like one of the animaniacs and I can’t unsee it… 😂😂😂
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lesbians when their friends tell them that they shouldn’t quarantine with someone they just matched on tinder
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lesbians be like:
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this is lesbian culture.
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Lesbians be like https://t.co/AvsZBRbYMZ
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Lesbian culture is going on a date for six hours but also not knowing if it's actually a date
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lesbians see two objects close together and say “they’re lesbians”
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me searching “girls kissing” on youtube at 13 vs me being gay at 23
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Two women meet on tv and start punching each other Me: .....love interest??
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Oh you're a lesbian? Name five boys you just decided you had a crush on as a child because all your friends had crushes on boys and you thought that was how it worked
14.
wtf is a "talking stage" run away with me
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shazam but for if she gay
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Dating girls is so annoying I sent a pic of me in lingerie to a girl I’m texting and she’s like “omg I’ve been looking for that set for ages where did u find it?” I-
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watching an entire show for a wlw subplot is lesbian culture
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So, in the lesbian relationship, which of you wants to ride the motorcycle and which of you is the one who wishes the other just wouldn’t??
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this is the one
20.
as a lesbian at the doctor, am i sexually active or am i not ?? under what guidelines ??
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Lesbian culture is flirting w a girl for a week only to have her tell you she’s only emotionally available for “camping friends” right now
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Lesbians two drinks into the first date
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lesbians be like “sorry i ghosted you last week, i accidentally started dating my ex wife again... i think i love you though”
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Pretty much
25.
when two gay women spot each other in home depot we do that hand shake from the parent trap
26.
please stop asking gay people how we met or how we know each other. we know each other from being gay