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    26 Tweets About Lesbians That Are Hilarious And 100% True

    Only lesbians will know.

    Each of the following tweets is about a lesbian that exists out there. Maybe you know them, maybe you don't, but they are real. And it takes one to know one, which is why I can say that with confidence. BTW, I'm tweet number 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, and ACTUALLY ALL OF THEM. WHATEVER.

    1.

    when lesbians make sharp turns a bunch of junk slides around real loud

    Twitter: @natalieshatalie

    2.

    lesbians'll be like "god this is such a banger" and turn up the volume on the saddest song you've ever heard

    Twitter: @ShrimpWonder

    3.

    lesbian culture be like : i'm thinking about that girl who smiled at me for 3 seconds 4 years ago 🥰

    Twitter: @chasdesu

    4.

    Someone said all lesbians dress like one of the animaniacs and I can’t unsee it… 😂😂😂

    Twitter: @air_in_pear_eee

    5.

    lesbians when their friends tell them that they shouldn’t quarantine with someone they just matched on tinder

    Twitter: @julcarm

    6.

    Twitter: @noidontlikemen

    7.

    Twitter: @_danimaee

    8.

    Lesbians be like https://t.co/AvsZBRbYMZ

    Twitter: @jordyyjorrr

    9.

    Lesbian culture is going on a date for six hours but also not knowing if it's actually a date

    Twitter: @TimeTardis13

    10.

    lesbians see two objects close together and say “they’re lesbians”

    Twitter: @jadefromtwit

    11.

    me searching “girls kissing” on youtube at 13 vs me being gay at 23

    Twitter: @tallieskirby

    12.

    Two women meet on tv and start punching each other Me: .....love interest??

    Twitter: @RebekahGordon1

    13.

    Oh you're a lesbian? Name five boys you just decided you had a crush on as a child because all your friends had crushes on boys and you thought that was how it worked

    Twitter: @poetrydyke

    14.

    wtf is a "talking stage" run away with me

    Twitter: @Apr1c0tprinc3ss

    15.

    Twitter: @stephanieritter

    16.

    Dating girls is so annoying I sent a pic of me in lingerie to a girl I’m texting and she’s like “omg I’ve been looking for that set for ages where did u find it?” I-

    Twitter: @nikitadumptruck

    17.

    watching an entire show for a wlw subplot is lesbian culture

    Twitter: @uhhmmily

    18.

    So, in the lesbian relationship, which of you wants to ride the motorcycle and which of you is the one who wishes the other just wouldn’t??

    Twitter: @TheGayChingy

    19.

    Twitter: @tallieskirby

    20.

    as a lesbian at the doctor, am i sexually active or am i not ?? under what guidelines ??

    Twitter: @qtrachel16

    21.

    Lesbian culture is flirting w a girl for a week only to have her tell you she’s only emotionally available for “camping friends” right now

    Twitter: @ARseeg

    22.

    Twitter: @godimsuchadyke

    23.

    lesbians be like “sorry i ghosted you last week, i accidentally started dating my ex wife again... i think i love you though”

    Twitter: @avaaa_rose

    24.

    Twitter: @avxlance

    25.

    when two gay women spot each other in home depot we do that hand shake from the parent trap

    Twitter: @sullivem

    26.

    please stop asking gay people how we met or how we know each other. we know each other from being gay

    Twitter: @jillboard

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